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Marriage Jokes

Thu, Mar 12, 2009

Funny Junk, Jokes

“YOU love someone

YOU marry someone else.

The one you marry becomes your wife or husband.

And the one you loved becomes the password of your mail id”


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There’s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

There’s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.

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Three dreams of a man:

To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects…

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife  Kidney.

If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

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