Quality Junkyard

In line with our constitution and to eliminate discrimination in our society, the following titles will now be used for these jobs:

Garden Boy – Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist

House Maid – Family Environs Upkeep Manager

Typist – Printed Document Handler

Messenger – Business Communications Conveyer

Window Cleaner – A Transparent Wall Technician

Tea Boy – Refreshments Overseer

Garbage Collector – Public Sanitation Technicians

Watchman – Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer or Wealth Distribution Prevention Officer

Prostitute – Practical Sexual Relations Demonstrator

Thief – Wealth Distribution Officer

Receptionist – Office Access Control Specialist

Cook – Food Preparation Officer

Office Orderly – Office Administration Facilitator

Cleaner – Office Hygiene Control Specialist