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ME and MY BOSS

Thu, Apr 23, 2009

Funny Junk, Office Humor

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,

When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough

When I don’t do it, I am lazy,

When my boss does not do it, he is busy,

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,

When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,

When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake, I’ am an idiot.

When my boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.

When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.

When my boss is out of the office, he’s on business.

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.

When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview

When my boss applies for leave, it’s because he’s overworked

When I do good, my boss never remembers,

When I do wrong, he never forgets

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  • en: @CHRISVOSS how many neutered? Does that include best friends or all friends? 07/12/09 06:29pm
  • en: @adele277 haha. i bet it was funny. lmao. i can't wait to see it. i'll just have to wait until it comes on tv.. or boot legged XD haha 07/12/09 06:29pm
  • en: standing on the edge. happysad. waiting for a wind to keep me back or push me to the abyss 07/12/09 06:29pm
  • en: Is it just me or does anybody else love the hand gesture Joe does in the Kids of the Future video when he says 'overtime?' Love it. 07/12/09 06:29pm

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