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10 Ways to Stop Telemarketing Calls

Ten ways to stop those credit card sales, mobile companies, insurance calls from irritating you: 1 After the telemarketer finishes speaking, ask him/her to marry you. 2 Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment, and ask him/her, if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back. 3 Ask them to [...]

A Modern Love Letter

SAMPLE OF A MODERN LOVE LETTER… Dearest Samantha, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 20th of  June 2009. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 20th of June 2009 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our [...]

It’s all about women

1) What is the difference between women and puppies? Answer: Puppies grow up. 2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces? Answer: Because they are… 3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?

Honest Answers in Job Interview

Honest answer Love Humor & Jokes? Click here to Join Group… Honestly, we will have these answers in our mind … But we give different, tailored and suitable answers to the guy ! 1. Why did you apply for this job? I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now. 2. Why do you want [...]

Everything has a Gender

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender. A Web Page is Female, because it’s always getting hit on. A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Copiers are Female, because once [...]

“Less” Life of 21st Century

Our communication – Wireless Our dress – Topless Our telephone – Cordless Our cooking – Fireless Our youth – Jobless Our food – Fatless Our labour – Effortless Our conduct – Worthless Our relation – Loveless Our attitude – Careless Our feelings – Heartless Our politics – Shameless Our education – Valueless Our follies – Countless Our arguments – Baseless Our Job – Thankless Our Boss – Brainless Our Salary – Very [...]

The Best 50 of Murphy’s Law

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition. Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do [...]

Funny Greeting Cards – Outside n Inside

Funny Greeting Cards – Outside n Inside collection of humor articles?click to Join Us 1. I always wanted to have someone, someone to love. And now that you’ve come into my life… (Inside card) – I’ve changed my mind. 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life… (Inside card) – I never believed in Hell until I met [...]

Genetic Misengineering – Part 3

Genetic Misengineering – Part 2