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		<title>Difference between Male &#8220;Hi&#8221; and Female &#8220;Hi&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 21:29:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following pics shows the difference of &#8220;Unspoken Communication&#8221; that takes place when girls and boys say &#8220;Hi&#8221;. Female HI // Male HI]]></description>
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		<title>10 Ways to Stop Telemarketing Calls</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Aug 2009 18:47:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>A Modern Love Letter</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 10:13:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[SAMPLE OF A MODERN LOVE LETTER&#8230; Dearest Samantha, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 20th of  June 2009. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 20th of June 2009 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It&#8217;s all about women</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/07/22/its-all-about-women/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:38:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1) What is the difference between women and puppies? Answer: Puppies grow up. 2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces? Answer: Because they are&#8230; 3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles? Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. 4) If you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Honest Answers in Job Interview</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/07/20/honest-answers-in-job-interview/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 17:09:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Honest answer Love Humor &#38; Jokes? Click here to Join Group&#8230; Honestly, we will have these answers in our mind &#8230; But we give different, tailored and suitable answers to the guy ! 1. Why did you apply for this job? I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Everything has a Gender</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Jul 2009 05:31:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender. A Web Page is Female, because it&#8217;s always getting hit on. A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Copiers [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Less&#8221; Life of 21st Century</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 12:50:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our communication &#8211; Wireless Our dress &#8211; Topless Our telephone &#8211; Cordless Our cooking &#8211; Fireless Our youth &#8211; Jobless Our food &#8211; Fatless Our labour &#8211; Effortless Our conduct &#8211; Worthless Our relation &#8211; Loveless Our attitude &#8211; Careless Our feelings &#8211; Heartless Our politics &#8211; Shameless Our education &#8211; Valueless Our follies &#8211; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Best 50 of Murphy&#8217;s Law</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/07/15/the-best-50-of-murphys-law/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Jul 2009 09:40:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<title>Funny Greeting Cards &#8211; Outside n Inside</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/07/12/funny-greeting-cards-outside-n-inside/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 19:38:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny Greeting Cards &#8211; Outside n Inside collection of humor articles?click to Join Us 1. I always wanted to have someone, someone to love. And now that you&#8217;ve come into my life&#8230; (Inside card) &#8211; I&#8217;ve changed my mind. 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life&#8230; (Inside card) &#8211; I never believed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Genetic Misengineering &#8211; Part 3</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/07/12/genetic-misengineering-part-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Jul 2009 19:35:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amir Khan</dc:creator>
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		<title>Genetic Misengineering &#8211; Part 2</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/07/11/genetic-misengineering-part-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 15:58:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amir Khan</dc:creator>
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		<title>Are You Ready to Have Children?</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/07/11/are-you-ready-to-have-children/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 15:47:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[How To Know Whether You Are Ready to Have Children? Following are the test you need to conduct and if you clear all of them, then you are ready to have children Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Genetic Misengineering &#8211; Part 1</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/07/11/genetic-misengineering-part-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 15:42:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amir Khan</dc:creator>
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		<title>The Most Important Discoveries</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/07/06/the-most-important-discoveries/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Jul 2009 18:17:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Man discovered weapons, invented hunting. Woman discovered hunting, invented furs. Man discovered colors, invented painting. Woman discovered painting, invented make-up. Man discovered speech, invented conversation. Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip. Man discovered agriculture, invented food. Woman discovered food, invented diet. Man discovered friendship, invented love. Woman discovered love, invented marriage. Man discovered trade, invented money. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Murphy&#8217;s Laws of Parenting</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 18:45:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. A child&#8217;s greatest period of growth is the month after you&#8217;ve purchased new school clothes. 2. An alarm clock is a device for waking people up, who don&#8217;t have small kids. 3. Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he&#8217;s really in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Junk Animals</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/06/16/junk-animals/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 20:16:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amir Khan</dc:creator>
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		<title>New Dating Dictionary</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/05/18/new-dating-dictionary/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 16:30:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ATTRACTION.. &#8230; the act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT&#8230;.. what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. DATING&#8230;.. the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don&#8217;t especially like in the present and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>CPU in a Toy Car</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/05/14/cpu-in-a-toy-car/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 12:42:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amir Khan</dc:creator>
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		<title>Chest&#8217;s Hair Style</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/05/06/chests-hair-style/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 May 2009 18:17:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[What the heck&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Understanding Men</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/05/05/understanding-men/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2009 11:32:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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