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Everything has a Gender

16. July 2009

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender. A Web Page is Female, because it’s always getting hit on. A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Copiers [...]

“Less” Life of 21st Century

16. July 2009

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Our communication – Wireless Our dress – Topless Our telephone – Cordless Our cooking – Fireless Our youth – Jobless Our food – Fatless Our labour – Effortless Our conduct – Worthless Our relation – Loveless Our attitude – Careless Our feelings – Heartless Our politics – Shameless Our education – Valueless Our follies – [...]

The Best 50 of Murphy’s Law

15. July 2009

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You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition. Technology is dominated by those who manage [...]

Funny Greeting Cards – Outside n Inside

12. July 2009

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Funny Greeting Cards – Outside n Inside collection of humor articles?click to Join Us 1. I always wanted to have someone, someone to love. And now that you’ve come into my life… (Inside card) – I’ve changed my mind. 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life… (Inside card) – I never believed [...]