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Old is When…

19. April 2009

“OLD” IS WHEN . Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Pick one; I can’t do both!” “OLD” IS WHEN … Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot. “OLD” IS WHEN … A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. “OLD” IS WHEN [...]

Mexican Delicacy

13. April 2009

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An american was touring Mexico. After his day’s sight-seeing, he stops at a local restaurant. While sipping his wine, he notices a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only it looked good, but the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, “What was that you just served the gentleman at [...]

Top 7 reasons why I joined IT

4. April 2009

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1) I hated sleep. 2) I had enjoyed my life enough. 3) I couldn’t live without tension. 4) I wanted to pay for my sins. 5) I believed in the Bhagwad Geeta principle : karm karo , phal ki ichha na karo.. 6) Everything in life has a reason; I wanted to prove it wrong. 7) I wanted to take revenge [...]

Twenty Great One Liners

4. April 2009

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1. Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I [...]

Her Diary vs His Diary

22. March 2009

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Here is good example of Diff between Men and Women….. Her Diary Day night, I thought he was acting Weird. We had made Plans to meet at a

When Love Sucks…

12. March 2009

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When Love Sucks…

Marriage Jokes

12. March 2009

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“YOU love someone YOU marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband. And the one you loved becomes the password of your mail id”

Honesty

8. March 2009

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A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?” “Of course. What may I do for you?” “Well, I bought an expensive! Electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it [...]

Husband Wife Jokes

8. March 2009

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One day my housework challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, “What setting do I use on the washing machine? “It depends,” I replied. “What does it say on your shirt?”

Marriage Quotes

6. March 2009

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#CASE 1 Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. #CASE 2 At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??” The other replied, “Yes, I [...]