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Old is When…

“OLD” IS WHEN . Your sweetie says, “Let’s go upstairs and make love,” and you answer, “Pick one; I can’t do both!” “OLD” IS WHEN … Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you’re barefoot. “OLD” IS WHEN … A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. [...]

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Mexican Delicacy

An american was touring Mexico. After his day’s sight-seeing, he stops at a local restaurant. While sipping his wine, he notices a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only it looked good, but the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, “What was that you just served the gentleman at [...]

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Top 7 reasons why I joined IT

1) I hated sleep. 2) I had enjoyed my life enough. 3) I couldn’t live without tension. 4) I wanted to pay for my sins. 5) I believed in the Bhagwad Geeta principle : karm karo , phal ki ichha na karo.. 6) Everything in life has a reason; I wanted to prove it wrong. [...]

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Twenty Great One Liners

1. Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 4. They said we should all pay our tax with [...]

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Her Diary vs His Diary

Here is good example of Diff between Men and Women….. Her Diary Day night, I thought he was acting Weird. We had made Plans to meet at a

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