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		<title>Old is When&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/04/19/old-is-when/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Apr 2009 11:53:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;OLD&#8221; IS WHEN . Your sweetie says, &#8220;Let&#8217;s go upstairs and make love,&#8221; and you answer, &#8220;Pick one; I can&#8217;t do both!&#8221; &#8220;OLD&#8221; IS WHEN &#8230; Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you&#8217;re barefoot. &#8220;OLD&#8221; IS WHEN &#8230; A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mexican Delicacy</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/04/13/mexican-delicacy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Apr 2009 15:33:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[An american was touring Mexico. After his day&#8217;s sight-seeing, he stops at a local restaurant. While sipping his wine, he notices a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only it looked good, but the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, &#8220;What was that you just served the gentleman at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 7 reasons why I joined IT</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/04/04/top-7-reasons-why-i-joined-it/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 21:59:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1) I hated sleep. 2) I had enjoyed my life enough. 3) I couldn&#8217;t live without tension. 4) I wanted to pay for my sins. 5) I believed in the Bhagwad Geeta principle : karm karo , phal ki ichha na karo.. 6) Everything in life has a reason; I wanted to prove it wrong. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Twenty Great One Liners</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/04/04/twenty-great-one-liners/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 14:41:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Regular naps prevent old age&#8230; especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 4. They said we should all pay our tax with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Her Diary vs His Diary</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/03/22/her-diary-vs-his-diary/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/03/22/her-diary-vs-his-diary/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 10:55:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is good example of Diff between Men and Women&#8230;.. Her Diary Day night, I thought he was acting Weird. We had made Plans to meet at a Cafe to have some coffee. I was Shopping with my friends All day long, so I Thought he was upset at the fact that I Was a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>When Love Sucks&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/03/12/when-love-sucks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 18:17:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-iVTj4HTdo When Love Sucks&#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Marriage Jokes</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/03/12/marriage-jokes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2009 18:13:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;YOU love someone YOU marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband. And the one you loved becomes the password of your mail id&#8221; =================================================== There&#8217;s only one perfect child in the world &#38; every mother has it. There&#8217;s only one perfect wife in the world &#38; every neighbor has it. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Honesty</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/03/08/honesty/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/03/08/honesty/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 17:41:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, &#8220;Father, may I ask a favor?&#8221; &#8220;Of course. What may I do for you?&#8221; &#8220;Well, I bought an expensive! Electronic hair dryer that is well over the Customs limits and I&#8217;m afraid they&#8217;ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Husband Wife Jokes</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/03/08/husband-wife-jokes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Mar 2009 10:26:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[One day my housework challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, &#8220;What setting do I use on the washing machine? &#8220;It depends,&#8221; I replied. &#8220;What does it say on your shirt?&#8221; He yelled back, &#8221; University of Oklahoma &#8221; And they say woman [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Marriage Quotes</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/03/06/mariage-quotes/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/03/06/mariage-quotes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 18:36:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amir Khan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[#CASE 1 Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. #CASE 2 At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, &#8220;Aren&#8217;t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??&#8221; The other [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Women as Explained by Engineers</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/02/25/women-as-explained-by-engineers/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/02/25/women-as-explained-by-engineers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Feb 2009 19:00:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amir Khan</dc:creator>
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		<title>Generous lawyer</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/02/14/generous-lawyer/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/02/14/generous-lawyer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 18:02:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town&#8217;s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. &#8220;Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn&#8217;t you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Conversational Difference &#8211; Men vs Women</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/02/12/conversational-difference-men-vs-women/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/02/12/conversational-difference-men-vs-women/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Feb 2009 15:51:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[TWO WOMEN TALKING: Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That&#8217;s so cute! Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn&#8217;t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don&#8217;t think it&#8217;s too fluffy looking? Woman 1: No, it&#8217;s perfect. I&#8217;d love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men vs Women</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/01/18/men-vs-women/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:19:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Men: 1. All men are extremely busy. 2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. 3. Although they have time for women, they don&#8217;t really care for them. 4. Although they don&#8217;t really care for them, they always have one Around. 5. Although they always have one around them, they always [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Laws of Life</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/12/26/laws-of-life/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/12/26/laws-of-life/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 09:55:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Murphy&#8217;s First Law for Wives: If you ask your husband to pick up five items at the store and then you add one more as an afterthought, he will forget two of the first five. The Salary Axiom: The pay raise is just large enough to increase your taxes and just small enough to have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rabbit&#8217;s Ph.D. Thesis</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/12/26/rabbits-phd-thesis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 09:39:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rabbit&#8217;s Ph.D. Thesis Scene :It&#8217;s a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk. Fox &#8220;What are you working on?&#8221; Rabbit &#8220;My thesis.&#8221; Fox &#8220;Hmmm. What&#8217;s it about?&#8221; Rabbit &#8220;Oh, I&#8217;m writing about how rabbits eat foxes.&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>6 Best Smart-Arsed Answers of the Year</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/12/26/6-best-smart-arsed-answers-of-the-year/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 06:31:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SMART ARSED ANSWER 6 It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane: &#8216;Would you like dinner?&#8217; the flight attendant asked the man seated in the front row. &#8216;What are my choices?&#8217; the man asked. &#8216;Yes or no,&#8217; she replied. SMART ARSED ANSWER 5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Geography of Women</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/12/25/geography-of-women/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/12/25/geography-of-women/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Dec 2008 16:57:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Between the ages of 15 &#8211; 20 a woman is like Africa. She is half discovered, half wild. Between the ages of 20 &#8211; 30 a woman is like America. Fully discovered and scientifically perfect. Between the ages of 30 &#8211; 35, she is like India &#38; Japan. Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!! Between [...]]]></description>
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		<title>20 Rules in any office</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/12/17/20-rules-in-any-office/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 05:16:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Rule 1. &#8211; The Boss is always right. 2. Rule 2. &#8211; If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1. 3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions. 4. Ph.D. stands for &#8220;Pull Him Down&#8221;. The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Clinton vs Mori</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/12/17/clinton-vs-mori/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 17:29:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a true story from the Japanese Embassy in US!!! A few years ago, Prime Minister Mori was given some Basic English conversation training before he visits Washington and meets president Bill Clinton&#8230; The instructor told Mori &#8220;Prime Minister, when you shake hand with President Clinton, please say &#8216;how are you&#8217;. Then Mr. Clinton [...]]]></description>
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