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Psychology of Colours

7. May 2009

The psychology of colours is quite interesting. Some scientists say, that with the help of psychology of colours we may identify the character of a person. Moreover, there is a belief, that colours have a great influence on our mood, choices, actions and many other different things in our life. I`d like to introduce some most [...]

ME and MY BOSS

23. April 2009

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When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough When I don’t do it, I am lazy, When my boss does not do it, he is busy, When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,

The 10 Best “Out-Of-Office” E-Mail Auto-Replies

20. April 2009

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1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. 2: I’m not really out of the office. I’m just ignoring you. 3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received [...]

Top 7 reasons why I joined IT

4. April 2009

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1) I hated sleep. 2) I had enjoyed my life enough. 3) I couldn’t live without tension. 4) I wanted to pay for my sins. 5) I believed in the Bhagwad Geeta principle : karm karo , phal ki ichha na karo.. 6) Everything in life has a reason; I wanted to prove it wrong. 7) I wanted to take revenge [...]

New Job Titles

15. March 2009

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In line with our constitution and to eliminate discrimination in our society, the following titles will now be used for these jobs: Garden Boy – Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist House Maid – Family Environs Upkeep Manager Typist – Printed Document Handler

I m just a Common Software Engineer

14. March 2009

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I m just a Common Software Engineer

Corporate Quotes

14. February 2009

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“As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks.” (This was the winning quote from Fred Dales, Microsoft Corp. in Redmond WA ) “What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we [...]

Career Growth Meter for Software Engineers

8. February 2009

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Career Growth Meter for Software Engineers Where do you Stand?

Any Girl Friend? Sorry, We Cann’t Employ You

3. February 2009

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Story I E: Do u have a boyfriend? C: I have. E: Is he working Locally? C: No. He is working Overseas. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u ! C: Why? E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don’t want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.

A Moral corporate story

3. February 2009

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Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Ruling Party XYZ Said.. – “Someone may steal from it at night.” So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.. - “How does the watchman do his [...]