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Psychology of Colours

7. May 2009

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The psychology of colours is quite interesting. Some scientists say, that with the help of psychology of colours we may identify the character of a person. Moreover, there is a belief, that colours have a great influence on our mood, choices, actions and many other different things in our life. I`d like to introduce some [...]

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ME and MY BOSS

23. April 2009

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When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough When I don’t do it, I am lazy, When my boss does not do it, he is busy, When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,

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The 10 Best “Out-Of-Office” E-Mail Auto-Replies

20. April 2009

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1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. 2: I’m not really out of the office. I’m just ignoring you. 3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t [...]

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Top 7 reasons why I joined IT

4. April 2009

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1) I hated sleep. 2) I had enjoyed my life enough. 3) I couldn’t live without tension. 4) I wanted to pay for my sins. 5) I believed in the Bhagwad Geeta principle : karm karo , phal ki ichha na karo.. 6) Everything in life has a reason; I wanted to prove it wrong. [...]

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New Job Titles

15. March 2009

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In line with our constitution and to eliminate discrimination in our society, the following titles will now be used for these jobs: Garden Boy – Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist House Maid – Family Environs Upkeep Manager Typist – Printed Document Handler

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