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	<title>Quality Junkyard &#187; Office Humor</title>
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	<description>Its Just Quality Time Wasting....</description>
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		<title>Psychology of Colours</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/05/07/psychology-of-colours/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 May 2009 09:10:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The psychology of colours is quite interesting. Some scientists say, that with the help of psychology of colours we may identify the character of a person. Moreover, there is a belief, that colours have a great influence on our mood, choices, actions and many other different things in our life. I`d like to introduce some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ME and MY BOSS</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/04/23/me-and-my-boss/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 12:06:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough When I don&#8217;t do it, I am lazy, When my boss does not do it, he is busy, When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart, When my boss [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 10 Best &#8220;Out-Of-Office&#8221; E-Mail Auto-Replies</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/04/20/the-best-10-out-of-office-e-mail-auto-replies/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/04/20/the-best-10-out-of-office-e-mail-auto-replies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 16:36:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. 2: I&#8217;m not really out of the office. I&#8217;m just ignoring you. 3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 7 reasons why I joined IT</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/04/04/top-7-reasons-why-i-joined-it/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/04/04/top-7-reasons-why-i-joined-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 21:59:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1) I hated sleep. 2) I had enjoyed my life enough. 3) I couldn&#8217;t live without tension. 4) I wanted to pay for my sins. 5) I believed in the Bhagwad Geeta principle : karm karo , phal ki ichha na karo.. 6) Everything in life has a reason; I wanted to prove it wrong. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Job Titles</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/03/15/new-job-titles/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/03/15/new-job-titles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 18:43:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In line with our constitution and to eliminate discrimination in our society, the following titles will now be used for these jobs: Garden Boy &#8211; Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist House Maid &#8211; Family Environs Upkeep Manager Typist &#8211; Printed Document Handler Messenger &#8211; Business Communications Conveyer Window Cleaner &#8211; A Transparent Wall Technician Tea [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I m just a Common Software Engineer</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/03/14/i-m-just-a-common-software-engineer/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/03/14/i-m-just-a-common-software-engineer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Mar 2009 18:39:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amir Khan</dc:creator>
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		<title>Corporate Quotes</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/02/14/corporate-quotes/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/02/14/corporate-quotes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 14:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks.&#8221; (This was the winning quote from Fred Dales, Microsoft Corp. in Redmond WA ) &#8220;What I need is an exact list of specific unknown [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Career Growth Meter for Software Engineers</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/02/08/career-growth/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/02/08/career-growth/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:03:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Career Growth Meter for Software Engineers Where do you Stand?]]></description>
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		<title>Any Girl Friend? Sorry, We Cann&#8217;t Employ You</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/02/03/any-girl-friend-sorry-we-cannt-employ-you/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/02/03/any-girl-friend-sorry-we-cannt-employ-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 16:30:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Story I E: Do u have a boyfriend? C: I have. E: Is he working Locally? C: No. He is working Overseas. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u ! C: Why? E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don&#8217;t want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Moral corporate story</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/02/03/a-moral-corporate-story/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/02/03/a-moral-corporate-story/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 16:24:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amir Khan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Ruling Party XYZ Said.. &#8211; &#8220;Someone may steal from it at night.&#8221; So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.. - &#8220;How does [...]]]></description>
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		<title>20 Rules in any office</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/12/17/20-rules-in-any-office/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/12/17/20-rules-in-any-office/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 05:16:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Rule 1. &#8211; The Boss is always right. 2. Rule 2. &#8211; If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1. 3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions. 4. Ph.D. stands for &#8220;Pull Him Down&#8221;. The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Saturday &#8211; Working day</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/12/17/saturday-day-working-day/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/12/17/saturday-day-working-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Dec 2008 11:33:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amir Khan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have u seen the expression when Saturday turn out to be working day . . . .]]></description>
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		<title>A Special Toolbar for Developers</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/11/25/developers-day-dream-a-special-toolbar/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/11/25/developers-day-dream-a-special-toolbar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 17:19:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Developers really day dream about such a thing, don&#8217;t they??]]></description>
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		<title>Increment Strategy in Organizations</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/11/24/increment-strategy-in-organizations/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/11/24/increment-strategy-in-organizations/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 17:59:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As promised during annual review&#8230;&#8230;. Well this time we get short of business but we promise that you will get this next year..]]></description>
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		<title>Office Pharases</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/11/24/office-pharases/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/11/24/office-pharases/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 14:40:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. For your information, please. (FYI) Meaning: I don&#8217;t know what to do with this, so please keep it. 2. Noted and returned. Meaning: I don&#8217;t know what to do with this, so please keep it little while. 3. Review and comment. Meaning: Do the dirty work so that I can forward it. 4. Action [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Software Developer&#8217;s Cabin</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/11/24/software-developers-cabin/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/11/24/software-developers-cabin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 06:52:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amir Khan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Regardless of the fact that this is useless, still a creativity and Hard Work&#8230;&#8230;..]]></description>
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		<title>How to Sleep During Office Hours&#8230;?</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/11/21/how-to-sleep-during-the-office-hours/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/11/21/how-to-sleep-during-the-office-hours/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 14:41:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amir Khan</dc:creator>
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		<title>Medical Certifcate</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/11/02/medical-certifcate/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/11/02/medical-certifcate/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Nov 2008 15:20:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doctor Certified Certifies that Mr. /Miss ____________ _____ , working in your organization, is suffering from ‘time-bound’ illness. Due to this, he will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week. Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe health problems. The losses to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>20 Reasons: Why Alcohol should be served in office</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/10/23/20-reasons-why-alcohol-should-be-served-in-office/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/10/23/20-reasons-why-alcohol-should-be-served-in-office/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 07:17:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. It&#8217;s an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4. It reduces complaints about low pay. 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear. 7. It helps save [...]]]></description>
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