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I m just a Common Software Engineer

14. March 2009

I m just a Common Software Engineer

Corporate Quotes

14. February 2009

“As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks.” (This was the winning quote from Fred Dales, Microsoft Corp. in Redmond WA ) “What I need is an exact list of specific unknown [...]

Career Growth Meter for Software Engineers

8. February 2009

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Career Growth Meter for Software Engineers Where do you Stand?

Any Girl Friend? Sorry, We Cann’t Employ You

3. February 2009

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Story I E: Do u have a boyfriend? C: I have. E: Is he working Locally? C: No. He is working Overseas. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u ! C: Why? E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don’t want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas [...]

A Moral corporate story

3. February 2009

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Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Ruling Party XYZ Said.. – “Someone may steal from it at night.” So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.. - “How does [...]