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20 Rules in any office

1. Rule 1. – The Boss is always right. 2. Rule 2. – If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1. 3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions. 4. Ph.D. stands for “Pull Him Down”. The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a person; the more [...]

Saturday – Working day

Have u seen the expression when Saturday turn out to be working day . . . .

A Special Toolbar for Developers

Developers really day dream about such a thing, don’t they??

Increment Strategy in Organizations

As promised during annual review……. Well this time we get short of business but we promise that you will get this next year..

Office Pharases

1. For your information, please. (FYI) Meaning: I don’t know what to do with this, so please keep it. 2. Noted and returned. Meaning: I don’t know what to do with this, so please keep it little while. 3. Review and comment. Meaning: Do the dirty work so that I can forward it.

Software Developer’s Cabin

Regardless of the fact that this is useless, still a creativity and Hard Work……..

How to Sleep During Office Hours…?

Medical Certifcate

Doctor Certified Certifies that Mr. /Miss ____________ _____ , working in your organization, is suffering from ‘time-bound’ illness. Due to this, he will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week. Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe health problems. The losses to the [...]

20 Reasons: Why Alcohol should be served in office

1. It’s an incentive to show up. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4. It reduces complaints about low pay. 5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.