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10 Ways to Stop Telemarketing Calls

Sunday, August 9, 2009

Ten ways to stop those credit card sales, mobile companies, insurance calls from irritating you: 1 After the telemarketer finishes speaking, ask him/her to marry you. 2 Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment, and ask him/her, if he/she will give you his/her home phone number so you can call him/her back. 3 Ask them to [...]

It’s all about women

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

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1) What is the difference between women and puppies? Answer: Puppies grow up. 2) Why do women always have a stupid look on their faces? Answer: Because they are… 3) What do women have in common with ceramic tiles?

Honest Answers in Job Interview

Monday, July 20, 2009

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Honest answer Love Humor & Jokes? Click here to Join Group… Honestly, we will have these answers in our mind … But we give different, tailored and suitable answers to the guy ! 1. Why did you apply for this job? I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now. 2. Why do you want [...]

Everything has a Gender

Thursday, July 16, 2009

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You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender. A Web Page is Female, because it’s always getting hit on. A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Copiers are Female, because once [...]

The Best 50 of Murphy’s Law

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

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You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition. Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do [...]

Funny Greeting Cards – Outside n Inside

Sunday, July 12, 2009

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Funny Greeting Cards – Outside n Inside collection of humor articles?click to Join Us 1. I always wanted to have someone, someone to love. And now that you’ve come into my life… (Inside card) – I’ve changed my mind. 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life… (Inside card) – I never believed in Hell until I met [...]

Genetic Misengineering – Part 3

Sunday, July 12, 2009

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Genetic Misengineering – Part 2

Saturday, July 11, 2009

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Are You Ready to Have Children?

Saturday, July 11, 2009

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How To Know Whether You Are Ready to Have Children? Following are the test you need to conduct and if you clear all of them, then you are ready to have children Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains. Place a fish stick behind the couch and leave it there all summer. Toy Test: Obtain a [...]