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Twenty Great One Liners

1. Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 4. They said we should all pay our tax with [...]

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Difference Between Car and Truck Launch

This is Car Launch

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Survey on Lipsticks

What happens to the Lipstick used by the ladies. 5% of the Lipstick is sticked to the cutlery. 25% of the lipstick goes to Tissue Paper & Cotton Tabs at the time of removeing the Make Up. 15% of the Lipstick goes in Drain at the Time of Washing Face & Lips. 10% is Dumpped [...]

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Modern Life

The Modern Life

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How To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket!

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver’s license? Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle? Driver: It’s not my car. I stole it. Officer: [...]

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