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Husband and Wife Jokes

Husband & Wife – Why divorce? In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: “Your honor, I want to divorce my husband.” “But why ?” asked the judge. She replied, “Because he is not faithful to me.” The judge asked, “How do you know ?”

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Quality & Warranty

A Quality Engineer married an average girl… After 2 years of tough life with her, finally the Engineer got angry and sent a note to father-in-law stating that “YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIREMENTS”. The smart father-in-law replies, “WARRANTY EXPIRED. MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE”

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Africa

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Little Johnny

A teacher asks her class, ”If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Johnny. ”None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.” The teacher replies,

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