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A Modern Love Letter

SAMPLE OF A MODERN LOVE LETTER… Dearest Samantha, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 20th of  June 2009. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 20th of June 2009 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our [...]

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The Four Candles

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When Love Sucks…

When Love Sucks…

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12 Ways To Know That You Love Someone

TWELVE: You talk with him/her late at night and when you go to bed you still think of him/her. ELEVEN: You walk really slowly when you are with him/her. TEN: You don’t feel Ok when he/she is far away. NINE: You smile when you hear his/her voice. EIGHT: When you look at him/her,you do not see other people around you. You see only him/her.

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Point System in Romance

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to men: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that’s the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system: *********** SIMPLE DUTIES You make the [...]

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Love and Marriage

A student asks a teacher, “What is love?” The teacher said, “in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick.” The student went to the field, go thru first row,……………………

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Love Marriage – Its the kids who always suffer

Love Marriage – Its the kids who always suffer

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