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New Dating Dictionary

ATTRACTION.. … the act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT….. what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. DATING….. the process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don’t especially like in the present and [...]

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Marriage Jokes

“YOU love someone YOU marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband. And the one you loved becomes the password of your mail id”

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Husband Wife Jokes

One day my housework challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, “What setting do I use on the washing machine? “It depends,” I replied. “What does it say on your shirt?”

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Marriage Quotes

#CASE 1 Getting married is like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. #CASE 2 At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger??” The other [...]

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Craziest Wedding of the year

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