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The Best 50 of Murphy’s Law

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition. Technology is dominated by those who manage [...]

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Murphy’s Laws of Parenting

1. A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school clothes. 2. An alarm clock is a device for waking people up, who don’t have small kids. 3. Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in [...]

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