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A Modern Love Letter

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

SAMPLE OF A MODERN LOVE LETTER… Dearest Samantha, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 20th of June 2009. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 20th of June 2009 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our [...]

Honest Answers in Job Interview

Monday, July 20, 2009

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Honest answer Love Humor & Jokes? Click here to Join Group… Honestly, we will have these answers in our mind … But we give different, tailored and suitable answers to the guy ! 1. Why did you apply for this job? I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now. 2. Why do you want [...]

ME and MY BOSS

Thursday, April 23, 2009

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When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough When I don’t do it, I am lazy, When my boss does not do it, he is busy, When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,

The 10 Best “Out-Of-Office” E-Mail Auto-Replies

Monday, April 20, 2009

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1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. 2: I’m not really out of the office. I’m just ignoring you. 3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received [...]

Top 7 reasons why I joined IT

Saturday, April 4, 2009

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1) I hated sleep. 2) I had enjoyed my life enough. 3) I couldn’t live without tension. 4) I wanted to pay for my sins. 5) I believed in the Bhagwad Geeta principle : karm karo , phal ki ichha na karo.. 6) Everything in life has a reason; I wanted to prove it wrong. 7) I wanted to take revenge [...]

Effective Way Reduce Cost

Saturday, March 21, 2009

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New Job Titles

Sunday, March 15, 2009

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In line with our constitution and to eliminate discrimination in our society, the following titles will now be used for these jobs: Garden Boy – Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist House Maid – Family Environs Upkeep Manager Typist – Printed Document Handler

Corporate Quotes

Saturday, February 14, 2009

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“As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks.” (This was the winning quote from Fred Dales, Microsoft Corp. in Redmond WA ) “What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we [...]

Career Growth Meter for Software Engineers

Sunday, February 8, 2009

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Career Growth Meter for Software Engineers Where do you Stand?

Any Girl Friend? Sorry, We Cann’t Employ You

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

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Story I E: Do u have a boyfriend? C: I have. E: Is he working Locally? C: No. He is working Overseas. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u ! C: Why? E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don’t want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.