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	<title>Quality Junkyard &#187; Office Humor</title>
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		<title>A Modern Love Letter</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/08/05/a-modern-love-letter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Aug 2009 10:13:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[SAMPLE OF A MODERN LOVE LETTER&#8230; Dearest Samantha, I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 20th of  June 2009. With reference to the meeting held between us on the 20th of June 2009 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Honest Answers in Job Interview</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/07/20/honest-answers-in-job-interview/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/07/20/honest-answers-in-job-interview/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 17:09:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Honest answer Love Humor &#38; Jokes? Click here to Join Group&#8230; Honestly, we will have these answers in our mind &#8230; But we give different, tailored and suitable answers to the guy ! 1. Why did you apply for this job? I have applied for many jobs along with this and you called me now. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>ME and MY BOSS</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/04/23/me-and-my-boss/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2009 12:06:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough When I don&#8217;t do it, I am lazy, When my boss does not do it, he is busy, When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart, When my boss [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 10 Best &#8220;Out-Of-Office&#8221; E-Mail Auto-Replies</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/04/20/the-best-10-out-of-office-e-mail-auto-replies/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/04/20/the-best-10-out-of-office-e-mail-auto-replies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 16:36:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. 2: I&#8217;m not really out of the office. I&#8217;m just ignoring you. 3: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 7 reasons why I joined IT</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/04/04/top-7-reasons-why-i-joined-it/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/04/04/top-7-reasons-why-i-joined-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Apr 2009 21:59:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1) I hated sleep. 2) I had enjoyed my life enough. 3) I couldn&#8217;t live without tension. 4) I wanted to pay for my sins. 5) I believed in the Bhagwad Geeta principle : karm karo , phal ki ichha na karo.. 6) Everything in life has a reason; I wanted to prove it wrong. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Effective Way Reduce Cost</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/03/21/effective-way-reduce-cost/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/03/21/effective-way-reduce-cost/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 13:46:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amir Khan</dc:creator>
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		<title>New Job Titles</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/03/15/new-job-titles/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2009 18:43:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In line with our constitution and to eliminate discrimination in our society, the following titles will now be used for these jobs: Garden Boy &#8211; Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist House Maid &#8211; Family Environs Upkeep Manager Typist &#8211; Printed Document Handler Messenger &#8211; Business Communications Conveyer Window Cleaner &#8211; A Transparent Wall Technician Tea [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Corporate Quotes</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/02/14/corporate-quotes/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/02/14/corporate-quotes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Feb 2009 14:05:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks.&#8221; (This was the winning quote from Fred Dales, Microsoft Corp. in Redmond WA ) &#8220;What I need is an exact list of specific unknown [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Career Growth Meter for Software Engineers</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/02/08/career-growth/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/02/08/career-growth/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Feb 2009 18:03:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Career Growth Meter for Software Engineers Where do you Stand?]]></description>
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		<title>Any Girl Friend? Sorry, We Cann&#8217;t Employ You</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/02/03/any-girl-friend-sorry-we-cannt-employ-you/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/02/03/any-girl-friend-sorry-we-cannt-employ-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 16:30:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Story I E: Do u have a boyfriend? C: I have. E: Is he working Locally? C: No. He is working Overseas. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u ! C: Why? E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don&#8217;t want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Moral corporate story</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/02/03/a-moral-corporate-story/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/02/03/a-moral-corporate-story/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Feb 2009 16:24:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amir Khan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a time the government with Ruling Party XYZ.. had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Ruling Party XYZ Said.. &#8211; &#8220;Someone may steal from it at night.&#8221; So they created a night watchman position and hired a person for the job. Then Ruling Party XYZ Said.. - &#8220;How does [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Today&#8217;s  Professional Management FUNDAS</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/01/24/todays-professional-management-fundas/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/01/24/todays-professional-management-fundas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jan 2009 00:58:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. &#8220;We will do it&#8221; means &#8220;You will do it&#8221; 2.&#8221;You have done a great job&#8221; means &#8220;More work to be given to you&#8221; 3.&#8221;We are working on it&#8221; means &#8220;We have not yet started working on the same&#8221; 4.&#8221;Tomorrow first thing in the morning&#8221; means &#8220;Its not getting done &#8220;At least not tomorrow!&#8221; 5.&#8221;After [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The New wAy To wrIte ResiGnation Letter</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/01/20/the-new-way-to-write-resignation-letter/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2009/01/20/the-new-way-to-write-resignation-letter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jan 2009 07:52:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>inam</dc:creator>
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		<title>20 Rules in any office</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/12/17/20-rules-in-any-office/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/12/17/20-rules-in-any-office/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Dec 2008 05:16:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Rule 1. &#8211; The Boss is always right. 2. Rule 2. &#8211; If the Boss is wrong, see rule 1. 3. Those who work get more work. Others get pay, perks, and promotions. 4. Ph.D. stands for &#8220;Pull Him Down&#8221;. The more intelligent a person, the more hardworking a person, the more committed a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Survive A Day at the Office</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/12/15/how-to-survive-a-day-at-the-office/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/12/15/how-to-survive-a-day-at-the-office/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 11:10:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amir Khan</dc:creator>
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		<title>A Special Toolbar for Developers</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/11/25/developers-day-dream-a-special-toolbar/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/11/25/developers-day-dream-a-special-toolbar/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 17:19:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Developers really day dream about such a thing, don&#8217;t they??]]></description>
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		<title>Increment Strategy in Organizations</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/11/24/increment-strategy-in-organizations/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/11/24/increment-strategy-in-organizations/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 17:59:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As promised during annual review&#8230;&#8230;. Well this time we get short of business but we promise that you will get this next year..]]></description>
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		<title>Office Pharases</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/11/24/office-pharases/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/11/24/office-pharases/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 14:40:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rashid</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. For your information, please. (FYI) Meaning: I don&#8217;t know what to do with this, so please keep it. 2. Noted and returned. Meaning: I don&#8217;t know what to do with this, so please keep it little while. 3. Review and comment. Meaning: Do the dirty work so that I can forward it. 4. Action [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Software Developer&#8217;s Cabin</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/11/24/software-developers-cabin/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/11/24/software-developers-cabin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Nov 2008 06:52:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amir Khan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Regardless of the fact that this is useless, still a creativity and Hard Work&#8230;&#8230;..]]></description>
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		<title>How to Sleep During Office Hours&#8230;?</title>
		<link>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/11/21/how-to-sleep-during-the-office-hours/</link>
		<comments>http://qualityjunkyard.com/2008/11/21/how-to-sleep-during-the-office-hours/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Nov 2008 14:41:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Amir Khan</dc:creator>
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