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Effective Way Reduce Cost

Saturday, March 21, 2009

In line with our constitution and to eliminate discrimination in our society, the following titles will now be used for these jobs: Garden Boy – Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist House Maid – Family Environs Upkeep Manager Typist – Printed Document Handler

Corporate Quotes

Saturday, February 14, 2009

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“As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks.” (This was the winning quote from Fred Dales, Microsoft Corp. in Redmond WA ) “What I need is an exact list of specific unknown [...]

Career Growth Meter for Software Engineers

Sunday, February 8, 2009

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Career Growth Meter for Software Engineers Where do you Stand?

Any Girl Friend? Sorry, We Cann’t Employ You

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

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Story I E: Do u have a boyfriend? C: I have. E: Is he working Locally? C: No. He is working Overseas. E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u ! C: Why? E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don’t want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas [...]