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Everything has a Gender

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender. A Web Page is Female, because it’s always getting hit on. A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up. Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. Copiers [...]

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The Best 50 of Murphy’s Law

You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Whenever a system becomes completely defined, some damn fool discovers something which either abolishes the system or expands it beyond recognition. Technology is dominated by those who manage [...]

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Funny Greeting Cards – Outside n Inside

Funny Greeting Cards – Outside n Inside collection of humor articles?click to Join Us 1. I always wanted to have someone, someone to love. And now that you’ve come into my life… (Inside card) – I’ve changed my mind. 2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life… (Inside card) – I never believed [...]

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Murphy’s Laws of Parenting

1. A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school clothes. 2. An alarm clock is a device for waking people up, who don’t have small kids. 3. Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in [...]

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Twenty Great One Liners

1. Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 4. They said we should all pay our tax with [...]

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